recipe
One can processed vegetables.
One can processed cheese.
One can processed marigold spread,
or two cans, if you please.
Spread it around, make it good and hard.
Now add that sex liquid.
Bake at 350 degrees.
Let it burn, burn, burn.
Add the flesh of thy flesh.
Add the weakened muscles of office workers.
Add the sweat of paranoia.
Be careful not to let it get bruised.
When done, expose thyself, in order that we may consume you.
Then add one can sliced pear halves.
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2000 - 2001